Spastic

....I'm feeling especially retard today...

Asked Hot Papa if him and I are boring people and he said "We're practical people la darling"

I'm feeling much older than my 28-year-old self today...been told I have an old soul

I have old everything lah...

I blame it on the new secretary to the MD who reported to work today. I believe she's 9...she looks like 9....

Reading : TRUE CONFESSIONS OF Adrian Albert Mole, Margaret Hilda Roberts and Susan Lilan Townsend (hillarious!)