"The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires."

"The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires." - Carrie

I am one of the unfortunate ones...really. I'm excellent at cleaning up. I can spend hours and hours just cleaning up. I rejoice at the sight of mess made by Hot Papa in the living room as I look forward to put things back at its place and vacuum and wax...oh the works!

BUT...I just can't cook. I mean pft!..... yeah we all cook rice, fry egg, boil water...no biggie there. But I just can't cook a 'decent' meal...I just can't. Try as I might to remember what my mum taught me (she's an excellent cook) I just can't..

..and being the taling that he is, Hot Papa would just eat whatever I cook, which half the time I had no idea what I served *tee hee*

"takpe, sedap nih" *chomp chomp chomp*

Ok that doesn't help...

Most women get jealous at the sight of new jewelleries/shoes....I get all jealous when I see/hear friends raved about what they cooked... :o( Maybe I was born to not cook(?)

Urgh...I'm depressed!

Listening : Bohemian Rhapsody (Queens)

Daisies & roses and a whole lotta kissin'

After a long hard day at work, after a long shower, I found a bouquet of daisies (my favourite flower) and half a dozen of red roses on my bed :)

Hot Papa sure do know how to make my day...

Thank you my taling :)

.....and after ALL the things that we've been through...I love you

Inspired Inventor

I was bored at work...so

"Congratulations, Frankensteina!Your IQ score is 120

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Inspired Inventor. This means you've got exceptional verbal and mathematical skills, and are very good at brainstorming new ideas. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results"

I'm not sure what IQ is considered genius or average or whatever, but I like it when they call me "inspired Inventor"!

*smirks*

Fundamental Orifice aka *sshole

Why oh why would there always be one '*sshole* in every office? Why?

It's a brand new job, brand new everything....and yes a brand new *sshole too....and if I may say a lady *sshole is much harder to deal with than a man *sshole (and I thought we women should look out for each other...pft!)

Yes...mine is a lady, whose work revolve around setting up appointments and making coffees and god forbids that anyone should cross her path for she breathes fire!

In short...you must...MUST treat her with utter respect or she'll make your life in the office a living hell (don't mind the fact that she acts like she owns the goddamn place)

So there you go...that bugs me and it bugs me alot....I hate *ssholes

*toot*toot*toot*

Ok...after being jobless AND internet'less' for the last one month, I was eager to get to work, to my new office, new pc, new chair, new carpet and read some blogs...and only to find this..

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What the *toot*toot*toot*toot*!