Fundamental Orifice aka *sshole

Why oh why would there always be one '*sshole* in every office? Why?

It's a brand new job, brand new everything....and yes a brand new *sshole too....and if I may say a lady *sshole is much harder to deal with than a man *sshole (and I thought we women should look out for each other...pft!)

Yes...mine is a lady, whose work revolve around setting up appointments and making coffees and god forbids that anyone should cross her path for she breathes fire!

In short...you must...MUST treat her with utter respect or she'll make your life in the office a living hell (don't mind the fact that she acts like she owns the goddamn place)

So there you go...that bugs me and it bugs me alot....I hate *ssholes