Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Re-VIRGINized Yourself

I stumbled upon a website that is now accepting members for their 'Re-Virginization' programme. It's a programme that allows women to revirginize themselves and take a vow to not have sex (again) until they are married.

Don't ask me how one revirginize oneself.

I'm having trouble just imagining the process.

I wasn't too sure whether I wanted to laugh or applaud the person who came up with this idea, but she/he sure has a vision.

"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraidof falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the groundthat aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree"

Now that's something to think about eh?