Oyy!

I huff and puff and wiggle and squiggle,

I jump and squat and lie flat on the floor,

I pant and wheeze and gasp,

I bend over, bend down and round and round,

I twist and jiggle and squirm,

Turn left turn right oh I turn and I turn,

Nothing seems to work,

Oyy I can't fit into my jeans anymore...&*%#!