Thursday, March 17, 2005

Jeniper Lopess & Abang Itam

Interesting conversation I had with the makcik at the cafe just now...

Makcik Cafe (MC) : Nak, makcik selalu nampak awak beli makan kat sini...apa nama?
Me : errrr...ohh saya "name"
MC : Ooh sedapnya nama....
Me : Terima kasih
MC : Orang mana?
Me : Orang "place"
MC : eeeehhh tu dah dekat dgn kampung makcik tu..senang la
Me : ek? senang?...errrr
MC : Makcik suka tgk awak bila datang beli makan sini....suka sangatlah tengok awak. Berkenan rasanya..dah kawin ke?
Me : *nervous laugh* belum lagi...
MC : Makcik paling suka tengok bontot awak...bontot besar macam Jeniper Lopess
Me : hah?! errr...errrr (at this point I'm not too sure to take what she said as an insult or a compliment)
MC : Makcik bukan apa, kalau sudi nak makcik kenalkan dengan anak makcik yang sulong tu, kami panggil dia Abang Itam...dia bujang lagi. Dia kata hari hari dia tengok awak beli makan, dia pun suka pompuan bontot besar katanya...mana tau boleh la makcik ambik buat menantu *smiles*
Me : ????????!!!!!!!!!

I totally lost my appetite.....
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16 comments:

  1. Brader2:40 pm

    Wow! Hehehe. The very the direct la the makcik. Takde cover2 lagi. Ehehehehe. Lepas nih makan maggi mee kat office la jawabnye. Kihkihkih...

    Errr.. did u type your name there by mistake?

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  2. Solbi-wan Kenobi2:49 pm

    Was just about to say the same thing! haha

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  3. Brader3:01 pm

    Don't worry. We won't tell. It's our little secret :)

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  4. Lady Gargle3:01 pm

    Yikes silap...*tee hee* a mistake *nervous laugh*

    Yes very de direct one de makcik..and they don't call him Abang Itam for nothing! Very de black (and shiny)

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  5. mediha_m3:05 pm

    Oh My GOODNESS.
    That's hilarious!!
    Hehe..
    It's terrible lah, but still hilarious!

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  6. Unknown3:20 pm

    sweetbootyliscous girrrrlllllll aren't you? :))

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  7. Unknown3:20 pm

    sweetbootyliscous girrrrlllllll aren't you? :))

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  8. Lady Gargle3:25 pm

    Anasalwa: Sweet bootybontotbesar ada la...heheheh.

    Maverix : Hi, thanks for dropping by :) yes, terrible but funny...some gut that makcik have, terror betul ha ha!

    Aceshigh : Oui, our lil secret ;)

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  9. MDR9:30 pm

    waaaa...i'd flee the scene of the attack ASAP...takut maaaa... but shows the makcik's booty criteria..

    ehem ehem..maybe she wants like er, menantu yg subur n gebu..or sumthing..hah! :-)

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  10. Elina9:58 am

    *roar with laughter* - sooooo very the funny but i can actually picture the conversation taking place. makcik2 jual nasi/lauk can be hilarious. take it as a compliment lah. i would be flattered (though freaked out, too).

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  11. Dade Ghost10:49 am

    Ello, tumpang tanya... buntut besar...tu kire size camna??? J lo buntut sexy kan???

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  12. Lady Gargle11:09 am

    This butt of mine ain't JLo y'all...but Jelly-O ha ha ha!

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  13. slowmover5:09 pm

    Makcik tu actually jeles. Nak lawan aku nampak. 8)

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  14. scrubber5:54 pm

    boahahahahahahahahah *wiping tears*

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  15. Ewok12:09 am

    LOL.. this is so hilarious

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  16. MK4:25 pm

    hahahaha ok this is funny :)

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